forgivenessneverwasguaranteed:
god that’s great
oh my allah guise we are SO DOING TIHS
Photographs from National Geographic’s new Documentary “Extraordinary Animals in the Womb”
This makes the pain in my uterus not seem so bad…
…on another note, who cuts the umbilical cord? And how? O.o
![imremembering:
Yikes. What The Blink-182 Girl Looks Like Today.
[Buzzfeed]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hvwam5LM1qb3mmfo1_500.jpg)
*nerd drooling* There is probably a very few amount of people who would actually get this, but for those who do, I am currently searching for some best friends so…
My Media Law Professor Is Better Than Yours
Dr. Stone: Have you ever heard a song that could be offensive to some people?
Me: Cop Killer.
Dr. Stone: *lectures for a few minutes on media law as it could pertain to Cop Killer* Now...there is one song that's way worse than Cop Killer, in my opinion. It's called Media Law Professor Killer. Have you heard it? It goes like this...*begins to dance a jig and sings*..."Dr. Stone...that son of a bitch gave me a D...I'm gonna grab my shotgun...and shoot him in the ass..." It's a damn scary song. I'm going to call Walmart and ask them to quit selling that album.
